I'm shopping for Avengers bedsheets at Target for my dorm. There's 2 left, I grab one, and so does a little boy with his mom.

• Me to boy:

  Wow, we got lucky! The last two, just for us!

• Little Boy:

  I know! *Then he starts staring in awe at the Avengers*

• Boy's Mom:

  Are you buying those for your little brother?"

• Me:

  No, it's for me, for college.

• Mom *looking at me weird*:

  But these bedsheets are for little boys. It's really not appropriate for a young woman, especially a college student.

• Me:

  Wait, so it's "appropriate" for little boys to sleep on top of hot grown men in spandex, but it's weird when a college girl does it?

• Mom:

• Mom:

• Mom:

• Me:

  Have a nice day, ma'am. And rock those Avengers bedsheets, little man!